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• But I DO work in a pretzel factory", he thought in his twisted mind!
  Oops!, sorry, I was miles away......
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• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• Script: (I)mpLode, (U)pLode, (D)ownLode, (E)xpLode
• I don't make mistakes,I make miscalculations.
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• I NEVER make misteak
• I will make my day!
• No Luck Finding The Right Career.... I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
  Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate....