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If You Borrow A Bottle Of Wine, Are You Drinking A Loan?
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If you borrow a bottle of wine, are you drinking a loan?
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A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, "I'd like to talk to you about a loan.
Great!" the ecstatic loan officer replied, "How much can you give us?...
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