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• Live long enough to be a burden to your kids!
• Well, lawyers aren't that bad . . . if you cook 'em long enough!
• Kill What You Can't Understand.
• Things To Think About: "Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
  "Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side....
• May you live in interesting times.
• If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art.
• Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
• You kill my father. Prepare to die.