Things To Think About:
"Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself,
don't feel you've done a permanent job."
"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side."
"I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."
"Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip."
"Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it."
"Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you
weep."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them
all yourself."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...