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• In Case of Fire, Log Off Promptly
• In case of fire, yell "FIRE!
• Q: How do you make one burn? A: Differentiate a log fire!
• The world is coming to an end. Please log off
• You can log off any time you like, but you can never leave.
• fire A farmer rushed to his phone one day to report that his nearest neighbor's house was on fire.
  He promptly called 911 to report the fire. In the calmest voice he could muster, he reported the fire was at his neighbor's house two miles down the road....
• Log in, log on, and drop carrier." T. Leary, 1991
• The IBM salesman and the IBM system analyst went to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
  They hired a log cabin, and when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside....
• Goldenrod-adorned log