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• Thank Congress for the 1st 10 and the 14th !
• Uh, oh! That was my 1st warning! 
• There are two prisoners in the cell that have just been introduced to each other.
  --1st inmate-- "So buddy, what are you in here for" --2nd inmate-- "First degree murder!...
• God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve.
• The 1st rule to smart tinkering is to save all the parts.
• Ya.. But if it worked 1st time.. What fun would it be?
• 1st see that you are all right, then defeat an opponent.
• Flying = 2nd Greatest Experience Landing = 1
• This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.