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I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
1st man: My dog's got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell?
1st man: Awful. (Traditional) 1st man: My dog's got no nose....
There are two prisoners in the cell that have just been introduced to each other.
--1st inmate-- "So buddy, what are you in here for" --2nd inmate-- "First degree murder!...
Announcing the: 1988 REC.
HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
free lunches 3. free brunches 4. free movies (you get the point) 5....
Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....