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• A yer ago I cudnt spel programer now i are one!
• A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
• A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
• Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...
• I seam to have inaddvertintly deleeted the spel cheker.
• A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago
• This practical joke is hearsay. A fellow student some years ago related the following.
  Apparently another student was a bit of a braggar....
• We had a primary here a few weeks ago. Herbert Connolly, a candidate for reelection to the Governor's Council (a largely ceremonial body dating from the 1600s) lost by one vote, to Robert B.
  ("No relation") Kennedy, 14,716 to 14,715. Now it turns out that Connolly was so busy campainging that he neglected to go and vote for himself....