Related:

• Ice not found, pour straight to continue.
• The Gravy Ladle An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner.
  During the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was....
• Mother's Always Know! John invited his mother over for dinner.
  During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was....
• Mothers Always Know... John invited his mother over for dinner.
  During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was....
• Q: How many Newton users does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Foux! there to eat lemons, axe gravy soup....
• Pour a beer in your hand: Get your date drunk.
• I Need A Drink... Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie.
  I just had a fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah," said Eddie....
• How do WASPs celebrate Passover? Please pass over the chicken.
  Buffy, pass over the gravy, would you?" "Will you pass over the potatoes, please....
• What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
  If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!...