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• Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
• I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening.
• Never say Never.. it may be happening now!!
• Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
• Keep It Simple....
• To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.
• Harry, keep the change...