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Life is a bowl of cherries and I got all the pits
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If life is a bowl of cherries, throwing stones is ok.
I used to have a life, then I got an BOCA HST !
I ain't much but I'm all I got.
A man with an exceptionally long penis goes to a surgeon and asks him to cut off a part of it, saying, "Please Doc, you gotta do it.
Every time I hiccup on the toilet, it siphons all the water out of the bowl....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
One prank I haven't seen listed yet is the one I used to do at summer camp and the college dorm.
Take the top off the toilet tank. Inside, there is usually a vertical plastic pipe about 1 inch in diameter....
One morning Daddy bear came down to breakfast, to find his porridge bowl empty.
Seeing this he growls, "Who's been eating my porridge?...