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• May the wind behind you always be your own.
• The hard disk you save may be your ow
• If your behind is in front, you turned around!
• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
• Number of copies sold: ____ Number of Wind Chimes Owned
  ____ Number of times you've given yourself a concussion by hitting head on wind chime...
• Massachusetts Driving Rules: ** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
  You lose face if you hit any of the orange construction barrels....
• behind you
• DETERIORATA (With apologies to Desiderata) - GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE & WASTE.
  REMEMBER WHAT COMFORT THERE MAY BE IN OWNING A PIECE THEREOF....