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• A VW bug is a Mercedes Benz larva.
• Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
• Some Thoughts ** Vanity Plates seen on a Mercedes Benz in California .
  . . WAS HIS ** Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills ....
• Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him.
  Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
• Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him.
  Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing....
• mors certa, hora incerta - dead certain, my clock is wrong
• You must have the wrong number; I spell my name DANGER!