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You must have the wrong number; I spell my name DANGER!
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Hi, can I speak to Mark?...Oh, there isn't?...I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
E'llo." "My name is Inigo Montonya." "You killed my father.
"Leave your name and number, and prepare to die."
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GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
Well, this isn't strictly from an answering machine, but.
.. >From Calvin and Hobbes: (phone rings) (you answer) Hello, this is &l...
In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music &l
In a soft voice> Good Day My child, you have reached {name} dial a confession....