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Notice: All Incoming Fire Has The Right Of Way.
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Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
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Incoming fire has the right of way.
Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
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When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
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