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"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
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If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants.
-- Isaac Newton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders....
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
................... All of your four letter words are two syllables....
KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY Skiing. I could think of no good reason to go back up there.
I didn’t have to deplete last week’s discretionary funds or risk humiliation, broken limbs and frostbite to pay the mortgage, re-stock the refrigerator or tune-up the truck....
Things That Look Like An Apple, Taste Like An Apple, But Are Not An Apple.
Signs That Microsoft Owns Part of Apple 15> Apple's stock fell only 25% last week.
14> Bill Gates's birthday now a paid holiday for Apple employees....
It seems that in this small mid-western town a minister was given gifts by his congregation.
An eldery woman comes up to him and presents him with several home-baked pies....
Cartoon Laws Contributed by Trevor Paquette & Lt.
Justin D. Baldwin Cartoon Law I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation....
Newton had a bad trip, and now there's calculus.