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• What do you get if you mix an Aggie and a Mexican? A guy that spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
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• There had to be a reason... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members....
• The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects.
• Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
• The only BBS with its number scrawled on bathroom walls.
• Why should I read? Its only words.
• What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
  ------------ What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?...