There Had To Be A Reason... A Herd Of Buffalo Can Only Move As Fast As The Slowest Buffalo And When The Herd Is Hunted, It Is The Slowest And Weakest Ones At The Back That Are Killed First.

Drinking Kills Brain cells, But just the weak one...
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
Things to Remember: Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician....
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
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< -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...