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From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
-"Vice President" Dan Quayle...
Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.
(Dan Quayle, U.S. vice-president)...
Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....
More observations by Mark Russel: Quayle said during the vice-presidential debate that, if the President were to become incapacitated, the first thing he would do would be to say a prayer.
OH, WOULDN'T WE ALL??!!...
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
Psychiatrists are now recommending a new therapy, called "Quayle rehabilitation," for certain disturbed patients.
In Quayle rehab, the patient compares himself to Jack Kennedy and hopes all his problems go away....