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• Progress results from unpopular positions.
• For best results, squeeze from bottom of tube.
• Trombonists do it with better positions.
• There's PROgress and there's CONgress.
• Politics make strange bedsores Hear's to you.
  Best joke of the day. Reminds me of a story told in sunny Florida a couple of years ago....
• Trombonists do it in seven positions... and in betweeen.
• Conformity obstructs progress.
• Heresy lays foundations for progress.