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• Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
• Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF
• Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance!
• When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• In a similar vein, I saw these in my college in India
  1. A line drawn 20 feet above ground level and the legend, "If you can piss this high, join the fire brigade!...
• PeeWee says he can handle it himself sir.