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• Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now but if.
  .. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
• If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
• PREDICTION You are reading messages right now.
• Give me patience, and I want it right NOW!
• I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!