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  As soon as the emergency room doctor examined him, he knew the one of the man's legs must be amputated....
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  Mr. James," one told the busi- nessman, "we have some good news and some bad news about your missing wife....
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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• So, the doctor goes into the sick man's room... "I have some GOOD news and some BAD news", the Doctor said.
  "Well, let's hear the GOOD news frist", the Man said the doc pauses....
• A man visited his doctor and complained of feeling bad.
  Because there were no apparent medical problems, the doctor gave the patient a thorough exam...
• To boldly go where no man has gone before.
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
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• Unknown A visiting dignitary from Saudi Arabia had a bad headache.
  Upon being examined by the doctor, it was discovered he had a brain tumor....