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Shut Up, Or I'll Nail Your Other Foot To The Floor.
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Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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"Shut up, or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!&quo
Mommy, Mommy, I hate olives!" "Shut up or I'll scrape your other eye out!
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight!" "Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear.
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur.
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
Kid: "Mommy, mommy, I don't want hamburgers!" Mommy
Shut up and put your hand back in the meat grinder!...
Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate ...
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering
Shut up, d---it, all of you just shut UP!...