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• Kuwait: Between Iraq and a hard place...
• Question: Where the hell is Amman, Jordan located ?
  Answer : Between Iraq and a HARD place !!!! HEY SADAMM....
• Lewis' Law: No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
• What's the difference between Rock Hudson and George Bush? George's aides haven't killed him, yet.
• What's the difference between 'hard' and 'light'? You can go to sleep with a light on.
• What's the difference between DARK and HARD? -- It stays *dark* all night.
• Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.
• The question," George McGovern told delegates, "is where will America be four years from now?
  Personally, we hope it's still somewhere between Mexico and Canada....
• Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.