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• I meant what I said --- I think.
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• I do not think it means what you think it means.
• A duck went into a drugstore to buy some condoms. Druggist said
  You want me to put that on your bill?" Duck said...
• A man went into a drug store and asked the clerk: "Do you have cotton balls?
  No you idiot!", said the clerk, "What do you think I am, a rag doll?"!...
• The Princess Bride "Inconceivable!" "You use that word a lot.
  I do not think it means what you think it does....
• You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it mea