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A Duck Went Into A Drugstore To Buy Some Condoms. Druggist Said
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A duck went into a drugstore to buy some condoms.
Druggist said: "You want me to put that on your bill?"
Duck said: "Just What kind of a duck do you think I am?"
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The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...
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