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• I don't know.. and what's more, I don't care!
• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
• WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
  Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• I don't want MORE -- I want it ALL! I want it NOW!
• I have more than enough of almost everything.
• I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespeare!
• I'm Losing More Than I Ever Had.