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• I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
• You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.
• There were these two strings walking down the road when they came to a bar.
  They decided to stop in and have a few drinks. So they sat down at a table and noticed that they were not going to be served....
• This joke has been done 50 (yes, 50) years ago by my father-in-law.
  First, a little background: He lived in a small village, north-west of Quebec City along the St-Laurent river....
• I forgot all about my Amnesia Anonymous meeting!
• I forgot where I left my short term memory!
• My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of his favorite song.
  After he located it, he realized that he forgot his wallet....
• Monty Python: - My dog's got no nose. - But how does it smell?
  - Awful. Atomic version: I say, I say, I live near Sellafield and my dog's got no nose, six legs, two heads, and it glows in the dark....
• Q: Why did the Polish elevator operator lose his job? A: He forgot the route.