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  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• I no wanna work...I wanna bang on keyboard...
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  Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
• If the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em.
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• Let me hear your belelaikas ringing out...
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  Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
• A list of classic pick=-up lines =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your *ss when I'm finished.
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