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• What's that up the road? A head?
• What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  Vultures will eat the skunk....
• What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  Skid marks in front of the skunk!...
• What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
  There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer....
• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.
• Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road? A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
• Ahead of its time.....
• Just slightly ahead of it's time.