Related:

• A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
• DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES Rewritten by the Quantum Mechanic (Author Unknown) Updated 8/7/88 W0PN For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe they were in business to supply electricity to the consume
  a service for which they charge a substantial rate....
• TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
  he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...
• Great Expectations Once upon a time, in a land fa
  far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle....
• Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great.
  He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, "Good morning, sun!...
• In my younger days, while employed at a warehouse, I was the butt of the usual practical jokes directed at newcomers.
  (Fetch me a light-bulb repair kit, son;etc) As days passed, I noticed that one of my antagonists was actually afraid of his terminal....
• Twas The Night Before IPO... 'Twas the day before the IPO, when all through the net, Not an executive was flying, not even Ellison's jet.
  The documents were filed with the SEC with care, In hopes that the IPO soon would be there....
• Murphy is walking down a country lane near his home when he spies a leprechaun sitting on a fencepost.
  Ah ha!", says he to himself, "I'll catch the little fella and he'll have to give me his pot o' gold....