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• Murphy is walking down a country lane near his home when he spies a leprechaun sitting on a fencepost.
  Ah ha!", says he to himself, "I'll catch the little fella and he'll have to give me his pot o' gold....
• A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss.
  When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen....
• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• This fella catches a leprechaun. (I'm sure you all know the standard beginning of leprechaun stories.
  We'll skip this part...) ...so finally the leprechaun says, "Aye, ye shall have yar wish....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...