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• One sword at least thy rights shall guard
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• Q:" How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" 10,0000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....
• Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....