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• Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
• Don't touch that!
• What happens when a Keebler Elf throws up? He tosses his cookies!
• English Teacher Joke: Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses.
• Who is to guard the guards themselves?
• Only the insane take themselves seriously
• Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP.
• I'm not about to touch anything that has WATT written on it!