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• People will believe anything - if you whisper it.
• From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory)
  ) Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you think you would be up to the job?...
• If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
• Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
• Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it!
• If you don't believe me, look it up.
• There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years, when all of a sudden a beatiful girl steps up from the see, wearing a wet suit.
  She: "Would you like a cigarette?" He: "Sure" (he takes one from the wet-suit, light it, and smokes it) She...