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• You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me....
• Two elderly ladies are sitting on the porch in their rockers just talking 'girl' talk.
  Emma: My word Matilda! You and Johnny were married for quite some time....
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• Insurance... Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda, called her insurance agent to file a claim.
  .. Matilda told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money, right quick!...
• 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do...
• Maybe a bit on the "im"-practical side but if REVENGE is what you want.
  .. I s'pose the keyword (superglue) says it all....
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• A: Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
  B: Then reverse might come in handy in your case....
• If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me