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• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• I also heard another version, in which said Scientologists were >> arrested after putting a live rattlesnake into someone's mailbox >> (not mailing it, just dropping it in.
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• Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime.
• God is REAL -unless you declare Him an INTEGER.
• Coming soon to a universe near you!
• You are only coming through in wave
• Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off!