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• Any given program, once working, is obsolete!
• Any given program will expand to fill available memory
• Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming 1. Any running program is obsolete.
  2. Any planned program costs more and takes longer....
• Hinds' Law(s) of Computer Programming ===================================== 1.
  Any given program, when running, is obsolete. 2. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
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• A friend of mine, "BUX", recounts a tale of mirth caused to by two bored hackers on a PDP/11 running RSTS/E.
  They wrote a program which wandered around the system looking for people in the editor....
• If it works, it must be obsolete.