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If you think talk is cheap, talk to a lawyer.
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
If you want anything said, ask a man.....
If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
If you want peace, work for justice
If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him.
If your mind goes blank, be sure to turn off the sound.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Ignorance is bliss, but it will never replace sex.
Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever.
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