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  The first says: "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old....
• If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you.
• Try it.... You might Like it ....
• IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
  If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy....
• If you come any closer introduce yourself!
• If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.
• If you are searching for yourself. Find a mirror first!