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Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never mind the star - get those damn camels off the lawn!
Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
Never moon a werewolf.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely
Never sail where seagulls walk!
Never say "oops" in the operating room.
Never say Never.. it may be happening now!!
Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.
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