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A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
A bug? What is a bug? I have no record of any in my system.
A bureaucracy is a giant system run by pygmies.
A car raising contest is a jack off.
A cat has both four feet and fore fee
A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind.
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