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• Q:" How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk.
• Why did the old man put his car in the oven? He wanted a hot rod.
• Why did the moron drive his truck off the cliff? He wanted to try out the air brake
• Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
  A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
• What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
• Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.