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  Not yet" said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores....
• Two Cows. . . FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
  PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows....
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• Why did the moron drive his truck off the cliff? He wanted to try out the air brake
• The Toronto Star has a weekly column by an attorney, consisting of humorous excerpts from court transcripts.
  The following appeared a few weeks ago: In a jury trial in Battleford, Sask....
• This farm couple were rocking away on the porch one night after chores and the farmer reached over to his wife and grabbed her by the breast.
  He said, "You know if these would give milk most of the year, we could get rid of the cows....
• On the front page of today's Wall Street Journal: By 62% to 17%, Americans still trust President Reagan over Mr.
  Gorbachev to reduce tensions between the countries....
• The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster, to improve the dairy industry.
  So, they decided to consult the foremost biologists and recombinant DNA technicians to build them a better cow....
• The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster, to improve the dairy industry.
  So, they decided to consult the foremost biologists and recombinant DNA technicians to build them a better cow....