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• here was the guy driving along the highway at 40. A chicken was keeping up with him and the chicken had three legs.
  He increased speed to 60 and the chicken was still running alongside....
• Flies... A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding
  and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• Slow Down... A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.
  But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Never Felt Better... An old farmer was on his way for a night out on the town.
  He loaded his old hound dog into the buggy, had his favorite horse pulling the buggy, and was on his way....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• A farmer went to the doctor complaining that his sex life was not what it should be.
  So the doctor gave him some pills, but warned him that they were still experimental, and that he should be extremely careful in their use....
• A guy went hunting for duck. He was out hunting for an entire week and never managed to shoot a duck.
  On his way driving back to the big city he happened to see a duck flying over a barn yard....