Related:

• Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
• All the U-Haul trucks on the road on our vacation made us glad that when we fly we don't see many U-Fly planes.
• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
• There's PROgress and there's CONgress.
• George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents.
• Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.
• Well, excu-u-u-u-se me.
• Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents.
• Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents *