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• I Love Toxic Waste
• News of the Weird Lead Story Paul LaSalle, twenty-six, was killed near Mt.
  Pleasant, N.Y., in March. He lost control of his car when he pulled alongside a driver and began to berate him for having just cut LaSalle off....
• Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and New York all the lawyers?
  New Jersey had first pick....
• Do you know that Saddam Hussein's mother never got a bill from the hospital when he was born?
  - Instead, she got a fine for illegal dumping of toxic waste....
• Q: Why does Washington, D.C. have so many lawyers and New Jersey so many toxic waste dumps?
  A: New Jersey got to choose first ......
• I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
• In case you're doing some early Christmas shopping and have a member of the National Rifle Association on your list, here's an idea
  A cartridge in a pear tree....
• Still, you've got to feel good about a country in which the official starts of its presidential campaign and its Christmas shopping season coincide.
• Excerpted from the Redwood City Times: The huge Shell Oil Co.
  oxic waste trial scheduled to gear up in San Bruno this fall has produced reams and reams of paper....