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If it works ,rip it apart & find out WHY !
Transmission Shops that Won't Rip You Off
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures wait 'till you're dead to rip your heart out....
The saintly old Bishop of Birmingham, Fucked young boys while confirming'em.
With screeches and roars, He'd rip down their drawers, And whip his Episcopal worm in'em....
Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.
If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam....
WEBSTER'S CLINTONESE - TO - ENGLISH DICTIONARY (FIRST EDITION) CLINTONESE ENGLISH __________ _______ "My fellow citizens" "Suckers" "I didn't inhale" "I think you're all idiots" "goals" "lies" "broad-based contributions" "taxes" "investing in our infrastructure" "pork-barrel spending" "spending cuts" "decimating the military" "jobs program" "military base lay-offs" "Vietnam" "where?
A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens.
He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP....