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• I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham, Who buggered young boys while confirming them, To roars of applause, He tore down their drawers, And pumped the episcable sperm in 'em.
• A licentious old justice of Salem Used to catch all the harlots and jail 'em.
  But instead of a fine He would stand them in line, With his common-law tool to impale 'em....
• If the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em.
• When they're down.......KICK 'EM!!!!!!
• A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
  Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
• One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more, who had the bigger dick, etc.
  Well, needless to say, the bartender stepped in and said, "Okay, let's settle this once and for all...
• There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
  Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
• Pick-em!
• You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!